Jun 01, 2022
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greelin:

saw this massive onion bigger than my entire hand in the produce aisle and immediately snatched it up solely to weigh it and a guy across the aisle asked how much it weighed because he was curious as well and when i told him it was two pounds he excitedly was like “it’s like the biggest one i’ve ever seen..” humanity rocks moment. bonding with strangers over giant onion

alastairvox:

jessepinkthem:

emailmore:

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im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

thereโ€™s only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

livingdeadpoetssociety:

zacianv-deactivated20230815:

if i was a fine, fragile linen would you handwash me ๐Ÿฅบ or put me in that damned maschine ๐Ÿ˜‘

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tophatandboots:

tophatandboots:

I am the very model of a plucky gothic heroine

I cannot sleep at night so now I’m running on adrenaline

The house in which I live you see is almost like a character

And the secrets of my husband set a truly odd parameter

I’m very well acquainted too with all the secret passages

I shelter in the lib'ry and overcome all challenges

And running in my nightgown is something I am so skillful at

And limping through a dreadful storm is just my nat'ral habitat

I like to read a novel and curl up before the fire place

Hearing footsteps in the darkness but of feet themselves there’s not a trace

In short in matters terrible, hysterical and feminine

I am the very model of a plucky gothic heroine

sonic-wildfire:

mercyofempty:

elons getting rid of the block button oh its actually so over

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grieving4theliving:

t shirt that says “ask me about the time loop” and i wear it every day

adorkastock:

Itโ€™s August Adipose!


August Adipose was started by KivanBay as a celebration and challenge to all artists to appreciate and include more fat bodies in art! ๐ŸŽจโœจ

To help with this mission, all the new poses in the AdorkaStock dot com pose gallery will be of my fatter models this month.

Also the new themed pack up on Ko-Fi and Patreon this time features Lauren Ashley in sitting poses!

You can get it on Ko-Fi for $5+ or subscribe to the $2.50+ levels on Patreon and get the full 64 image download. ๐Ÿ“ธ

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Happy drawing!

dark-wizard-guy-fieri:

tumbwr:

sentient-tent:

tumbwr:

sentient-tent:

tumbwr:

sentient-tent:

tumbwr:

๐Ÿ“ โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ๐Ÿ…พ๏ธ๐Ÿ†–

๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธโ„น๏ธ๐Ÿ†–โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ“

๐Ÿ“ โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ๐Ÿ…พ๏ธ๐Ÿ†–

๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธโ„น๏ธ๐Ÿ†–โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ“

๐Ÿ“ โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ๐Ÿ…พ๏ธ๐Ÿ†–

๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธโ„น๏ธ๐Ÿ†–โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ“

๐Ÿ“ โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธ๐Ÿ…พ๏ธ๐Ÿ†–

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thiscatdoesnotwearpants-deactiva:

if you see me posting non stop on tumblr it’s bc i have to do the dishes 😔

another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire:

having a break in our daily dracula mail feels like

a white road sign glows in the misty darkness as if struck by distant car headlights down a desolate forest road with only three lines of text, the first line small and hard to read, the second and third lines quite large and legible and meant to ve read together as a pair, as follows:  Line 1: Coming Up  Lines 2 and 3: Greater HorrorsALT

havendance:

Remembering the one Hades and Persephone fanfic retelling I read where the author had clearly never eaten a pomegranate in their life and just had the character in the Persephone role take a bite out of the side like an apple