saw this massive onion bigger than my entire hand in the produce aisle and immediately snatched it up solely to weigh it and a guy across the aisle asked how much it weighed because he was curious as well and when i told him it was two pounds he excitedly was like “it’s like the biggest one i’ve ever seen..” humanity rocks moment. bonding with strangers over giant onion
im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall
thereโs only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones
if i was a fine, fragile linen would you handwash me ๐ฅบ or put me in that damned maschine ๐
I am the very model of a plucky gothic heroine
I cannot sleep at night so now I’m running on adrenaline
The house in which I live you see is almost like a character
And the secrets of my husband set a truly odd parameter
I’m very well acquainted too with all the secret passages
I shelter in the lib'ry and overcome all challenges
And running in my nightgown is something I am so skillful at
And limping through a dreadful storm is just my nat'ral habitat
I like to read a novel and curl up before the fire place
Hearing footsteps in the darkness but of feet themselves there’s not a trace
In short in matters terrible, hysterical and feminine
I am the very model of a plucky gothic heroine
elons getting rid of the block button oh its actually so over
t shirt that says “ask me about the time loop” and i wear it every day
Itโs August Adipose!
August Adipose was started by KivanBay as a celebration and challenge to all artists to appreciate and include more fat bodies in art! ๐จโจ
To help with this mission, all the new poses in the AdorkaStock dot com pose gallery will be of my fatter models this month.
Also the new themed pack up on Ko-Fi and Patreon this time features Lauren Ashley in sitting poses!
You can get it on Ko-Fi for $5+ or subscribe to the $2.50+ levels on Patreon and get the full 64 image download. ๐ธ
Happy drawing!
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thiscatdoesnotwearpants-deactiva:
if you see me posting non stop on tumblr it’s bc i have to do the dishes 😔
Ewardian Nebula Gown
photos by Mark Edwards Photographer
another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire:
having a break in our daily dracula mail feels like
“denied the catharsis of punishment” is an underappreciated but hugely effective narrative consequence imo
#it’s so tasty and it comes in so many flavors#does the character self-loathe and feel anguished by what others intended as an act of forgiveness and grace?#does the character know they need to change but sort of madly wish they could trade the unceasing exhausting improvement journey#for a flash bang of slate-clearing repentance so they don’t have to *think* about it anymore?#is is a creeping horror as the character realizes no one is going to punish them because everyone else still thinks what they did was okay?#does the character have to live the rest of their life just feeling ever so slightly untrusted by everyone with no way to stop it?#sorry for leaving pretentious tags on tumblr dot com it will happen again
Peer-reviewed tags by @annabelle–cane
Remembering the one Hades and Persephone fanfic retelling I read where the author had clearly never eaten a pomegranate in their life and just had the character in the Persephone role take a bite out of the side like an apple